SKKYYYY HIGGHHHH

I went to Sky High yesterday, a trampolining place!!!! It was awesome!!! However, I'm too lazy to describe it, so I recommend my friend's blog, whose second blog post talks about sky high (I was there doin' bunches of flips with her and another friend :3). Click here. By the way "Wincking", REPENT.

Fencing stuffs

Last week, I got my "E" in fencing. Just wanted to say. :3 If ya don't know what it is, look it up.

Furiousness

     Ok people, sorry for the looonnngggg delay in my blog posts...my excuse is being to lazy... Anyways, today I have a blog post that completely INFURIATES me! It started last Thursday, when I went to Barnes and Noble after art class, where I was MATURELY reading manga, occasionally CONVERSING with my 10-YEAR-OLD friend. It just so happens that a four-eyed, GORILLA-FACED, LANKY, NERDY, male employee comes up to me and my friend telling us that WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THERE BECAUSE WE ARE TOO YOUNG TO BE IN THE BOOKSTORE WITHOUT AN ADULT. Well afterwards, my mom told me that I was old enough to be in the bookstore myself. I just happen to be TWELVE, and the CAVEMAN/EMPLOYEE should know that. Now I PONDER why he happens to kick me out anyways. Maybe because I LOOK YOUNG?!?!?!? OF COURSE NOT!!!!!!!!!! I'M TWELVE!
     Now, I decided to FORGIVE him because I am a philanthropist (not really). But just today, I was reading in Barnes and Noble, YOU KNOW WHAT?!?!?! HIS BADLY SHAVED GORILLA FACE SHOWS UP TELLIN' ME THAT I'M NOT ALLOWED TO BE THERE!!!! (At this point, fumes are coming out of my head) So (since I am such a lady), I politely (a bit angrily also) tell him I happen to be TWELVE, and happen to be ALLOWED IN THE BOOKSTORE. Well, I'm sure he doesn't believe me, and I show myself out the door. Because I happen to feel I need to give payback to the INCOMPETENT BARBARIAN and told my mom that the LANKY-MAN WITH NO LIFE didn't let me stay in there. I think my mom was pretty mad, and went STORMING off to NAG THE HEAD OFF of the INCOMPETENT FOOL. Serves him right. I MEAN, HE HAS NO RIGHT TO KICK ME OUT! THAT BUTT HEADEVEN ASKED FOR MY MOM'S PHONE NUMBER!!!!!!!! HE DOESN'T DESERVE IT, THAT FOOL!!!!! DIDN'T HE STUDY THE CONSTITUTION??!?!?!?! I HAVE A RIGHT NOT TO SAY ANYTHING, AND I HAPPEN TO FOLLOW ALL THE RULES IN BARNES AND NOBLE SO THAT I COULD STAY THERE!!! NONE OF THE OTHER EMPLOYEES BUGGED ME!!!!! HE DOESN'T DESERVE TO BE AN EMPLOYEE!!!!!! ARGGHHHH HE SUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKSS!!!!!! MORE IMPORTANTLY, WHO IN THE WORLD WOULD THINK I HAPPEN TO BE UNDERAGE TO BE IN A BOOKSTORE BY MYSELF?!?!? HUH?!?!?!? I BET THAT GORILLA'S GLASSES ARE ONLY FOR SHOW, BECAUSE I CERTAINLY LOOK TWELVE TO ME!!!! BUT NOOOOO HE'S TOO INCOMPETENT AND IGNORANT TO REALIZE SUCH BASIC FACTS!!!! I BET AN ELEVEN YEAR OLD IN 6TH GRADE COULDN'T WRITE WITH SUCH PRECISION!!!! I HAPPEN TO BE A TWELVE YEAR OLD WITH GOOD GRAMMAR IN 8TH GRADE!!!!!!!! HOW DARE THAT ********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** SAY THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (and I happen to be a GOOD girl because I don't cuss, so HA to your gorilla face.)
    


P.S. If the employee I was talking about is reading this, I bet you're reading this because YOU HAVE NO LIFE but to check out random blogs like mine (no offense to the other readers out there; I love you all). You're going to get FIRED from your job and then LOSE YOUR HOUSE and then become a HOBO WHO SELLS USED BOTTLES FILLED WITH TAP WATER (not roses because those are the more decent hobos), finally, only to DIE HOMELESS, POOR, AND UNMARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!! HA. HAHA. You DESERVED ALL OF THIS. I bet you feel bad now, huh, making a little TWELVE year old girl fake-cuss at you. Swim in your guilt.  You deserve EVERY OUNCE of my hate. So hah.




That felt realllly good. I feel a lot better now. It felt good ranting on that guy :)